The List Begins..................

The list begins........

Ok, I have decided that 2008 is going to be the year of my dreams (thanks Disney). Through the course of this year, I am going to pick people that I wish would go away. Not die, just GO AWAY. I just want them ignored so they stop being in the public eye, making movies, causing me to wake up extremely scared etc.........

So, my first attack is one of my favorites. MICHAEL MOORE you rat bahstahd. I will post a little piece called "Travashamorckery" that I wrote a while ago in response to the film "Fahrenheit 9/11". See, here are my issues with Micheal in no particular order.

1. Here is a guy that constantly makes films 1 sided views about the very government that allows hims the rights to produce these steaming piles. And I support his right, I just think he is an ASSHOLE for exploiting this right in stead of embracing it. So, I am going to use the same right to publish this blog.

2. He is as fake as a pirates leg. This is a man who makes "documentaries" about current affairs, and uses major incidents to advertise. "Fahrenheit 9/11", "Bowling for Columbine" etc.....And he is so concerned about the people that he "stands up for" that he donates every dollar he makes to a cause that would directly help these folks...right?????WRONG. Here is a man that could make MILLIONS on the public speaking circuit and donate all the film proceeds to a good cause. HE doesn't, and I know that you are going to say that he donates some money. I am almost positive that the money he donates perfectly covers what he needs in order to get a healthy tax break.

3. If I wrote a book or directed a movie that supported the opposite of Michael, I would be called a hate monger or something along those lines. See here is the issue, and this is a political correctness rant so if you don't want to hear it look away. I am one of those people that call it like it is. EVEN if it isn't the popular opinion or "politically correct". We have so many people that are worried about peoples feelings being hurt, that they won't do what is best and right. Now, this is a statement that opens me up to ridicule. I am aware of this even as I type. I am not going to sit here and explain where I stand on every issue, but lets be realistic. I don't feel that we, as a country, should do whats is NICE in stead of what is RIGHT.

Ok, I know that I didn't really break any new ground. But I still hate him. I wish that he would read this, because I am not one to speak behind someones back, but alas I am a poor working slob and Michael is sitting in his big house that. So, if anyone knows Michael, do me a favor....Tell him he sucks, and give him my we page address and my phone number....I have a few issues with him I would like to speak to him directly about.

Travashamockery

Well, as many of you know, The FACT FINDING (please click link before going on) mule that is Michael Moore has once again used a tragedy to make a buck for himself. The movie is called Fahrenheit 9/11 a in depth pile of Anti Government CRAP that would get him shot in just about any other country. But thankfully he lives in the U.S.A. and he does have the right to produce this pile of fodder and I won't argue that for a second. The problem I have is that he call this a DOCUMENTARY when it is in fact full of OPINION (as are all his movies) and shocking and heart wrenching footage that IRONICALLY was produced just before the elections. Funny, to me, if he wanted to relay the WHOLE TRUTH he would wait until the war was over and all the facts are in and compiled into single syllabic words for him to understand. This LOAD of a human being is using the Tragedy of 9/11 and of the War in Iraq to put some more grease riddled fast food into his annoyingly sad throat! Here is a list of 10 quick things that should be pointed out about Michael and his movie.Oh, I'll admit I didn't see this movie and I won't. The movie website alone proves my points with out having to spend hard earned money to line Mike the truth machines pockets!

# 10 and I quote from his movie site "One of the most controversial and provocative films of the year, Fahrenheit 9/11 is Academy Award-winning filmmaker Michael Moore's searing examination of the Bush administration's actions in the wake of the tragic events of 9/11" OK, we are off to a running start here Mikey. If this is a documentary, why should it matter if you won an academy award? You are reporting FACTS aren't you? I stand corrected, you said right in your movie website that its YOUR SEARING examination, in other words it should be a book called "A morons Monday morning quarterbacking of what the US government did after 9/11 for dummies" Lets face it, I don't agree with every action the administration took after 9-11, but if you KNEW better you should have piped up then you bonehead!

# 9 Heres another heart warming passage from the movie site "With his characteristic humor and dogged commitment to uncovering the facts, Moore considers the presidency of George W. Bush and where it has led us." THANK GOD Michael and his mediocre sense of humor can bring COMEDY to these tragic events. oh, and DOGGED COMMITMENT TO UNCOVERING FACTS!?!?!?!?!?! any 11 y.o. with a p.c. can uncover these facts, there all public record. And if you uncovered classified information you should be tried as a traitor and shot!

# 8 And yet another passage "He looks at how - and why - Bush and his inner circle avoided pursuing the Saudi connection to 9/11, despite the fact that 15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudis" Well, is Michael suggesting that we attack the whole country for the actions of few. Well, Lets go Mike, you head over there and set up a battle plan against the Saud's, and we'll be right there. Oh Mike one Word "scimitar" look out!

# 7 "Fahrenheit 9/11 shows us a nation kept in constant fear by FBI alerts and lulled into accepting a piece of legislation, the USA Patriot Act, that infringes on basic civil rights." Your a tough guy to figure out Mike, I have heard you say in interviews that we "should have done more to prevent 9/11" and now we have the terror alert system which is in your words " A nation kept in constant fear by FBI alerts". Oh, and the Patriot Act, If you got nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. So, what are you hiding HIPPIE!

# 6 YOU ARE A TOOL MOORE! (OK thats not in the movie but I needed to vent)

# 5 One of the t.v. spots is of President Bush making comments about terrorism on a vacation golfing and then shows him saying "watch my drive" in a cut scene as to suggest that it was said all in ONE SENTENCE....WHEW I LOVE TRUTH RIDDLED DOCUMENTARY, I can see why you won that Oscar, you make great movies....not documentary's....MOVIES!!!!

#4 Where was his documentary on the Clinton Administration. You know the Administration that left the Bush Administration minimal facts about Bin-Lading and Al-Queada even though it was in office for 8 years nailing interns while Al-Queada was already operating?!?!?!?!?

#3 A little of topic, but this is the same guy that gave us the movie Bowling for Columbine. A fund raiser to help the families of people lost in the fatal and horrific shootings at the Columbine High School in Colorado right? WRONG an anti-American Movie that had no Benefit to the tragedy of the movies name sake, just another excuse for Moore to make money. But, his wallet was in the right place.

#2 "Fahrenheit 9/11 takes us inside that war to tell the stories we haven't heard, illustrating the awful human cost to U.S. soldiers and their families" Wow, thank god Mike is here to show us that with war comes hardship to families of soldiers and soldiers themselves. I NEVER would have known that there are brave Americans fighting for freedom of people they never met so that they may live a life and maybe make a movie about their government full of satire an not get there testicles cut off for doing so.

#1 This man is an idiot, he never ran a soup kitchen never mind an entire country. He doesn't know all of the facts, no body does. Some people know some facts and other people know other facts. But he acts as though he figured EVERY PART out on his own and he knows them by heart. I am SO disgusted that he is an American. He forgets that the very government he mocks provides him the safety and security to have free speech and live in his house with the money he makes off his film. He insults the very fabric of America by suggestion that we don't already know things like soldiers are dying, we need this LOAD of a human being to point it out. I AM INSULTED!

So, do yourself a favor folks, don't see this one side bed time story. the 16 dollars you and your loved ones were gonna pay to see this idiot on screen insulting you for 2 hours go to one of these charities and donate it then go home and be glad your American.
http://www.militarycharities.com/
http://www.adoptaplatoon.org/howsupport.html
http://www.vhs70.com/donate.html

Please, donate to these charities rather than the fat white guy with a camera fund. PLEASE forward this to everyone you know, cause I cannot afford the same commercial time that Michael Moore can. Please let me know what you think at splewis1977@yahoo.com. Thank you for you time.

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Well, as many of you know, The FACT FINDING (please click link before going on) mule that is Michael Moore has once again used a tragedy to make a buck for himself. The movie is called Fahrenheit 9/11 a in depth pile of Anti Government CRAP that would get him shot in just about any other country. But thankfully he lives in the U.S.A. and he does have the right to produce this pile of fodder and I won't argue that for a second. The problem I have is that he call this a DOCUMENTARY when it is in fact full of OPINION (as are all his movies) and shocking and heart wrenching footage that IRONICALLY was produced just before the elections. Funny, to me, if he wanted to relay the WHOLE TRUTH he would wait until the war was over and all the facts are in and compiled into single syllabic words for him to understand. This LOAD of a human being is using the Tragedy of 9/11 and of the War in Iraq to put some more grease riddled fast food into his annoyingly sad throat! Here is a list of 10 quick things that should be pointed out about Michael and his movie.Oh, I'll admit I didn't see this movie and I won't. The movie website alone proves my points with out having to spend hard earned money to line Mike the truth machines pockets!

# 10 and I quote from his movie site "One of the most controversial and provocative films of the year, Fahrenheit 9/11 is Academy Award-winning filmmaker Michael Moore's searing examination of the Bush administration's actions in the wake of the tragic events of 9/11" OK, we are off to a running start here Mikey. If this is a documentary, why should it matter if you won an academy award? You are reporting FACTS aren't you? I stand corrected, you said right in your movie website that its YOUR SEARING examination, in other words it should be a book called "A morons Monday morning quarterbacking of what the US government did after 9/11 for dummies" Lets face it, I don't agree with every action the administration took after 9-11, but if you KNEW better you should have piped up then you bonehead!

# 9 Heres another heart warming passage from the movie site "With his characteristic humor and dogged commitment to uncovering the facts, Moore considers the presidency of George W. Bush and where it has led us." THANK GOD Michael and his mediocre sense of humor can bring COMEDY to these tragic events. oh, and DOGGED COMMITMENT TO UNCOVERING FACTS!?!?!?!?!?! any 11 y.o. with a p.c. can uncover these facts, there all public record. And if you uncovered classified information you should be tried as a traitor and shot!

# 8 And yet another passage "He looks at how - and why - Bush and his inner circle avoided pursuing the Saudi connection to 9/11, despite the fact that 15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudis" Well, is Michael suggesting that we attack the whole country for the actions of few. Well, Lets go Mike, you head over there and set up a battle plan against the Saud's, and we'll be right there. Oh Mike one Word "scimitar" look out!

# 7 "Fahrenheit 9/11 shows us a nation kept in constant fear by FBI alerts and lulled into accepting a piece of legislation, the USA Patriot Act, that infringes on basic civil rights." Your a tough guy to figure out Mike, I have heard you say in interviews that we "should have done more to prevent 9/11" and now we have the terror alert system which is in your words " A nation kept in constant fear by FBI alerts". Oh, and the Patriot Act, If you got nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. So, what are you hiding HIPPIE!

# 6 YOU ARE A TOOL MOORE! (OK thats not in the movie but I needed to vent)

# 5 One of the t.v. spots is of President Bush making comments about terrorism on a vacation golfing and then shows him saying "watch my drive" in a cut scene as to suggest that it was said all in ONE SENTENCE....WHEW I LOVE TRUTH RIDDLED DOCUMENTARY, I can see why you won that Oscar, you make great movies....not documentary's....MOVIES!!!!

#4 Where was his documentary on the Clinton Administration. You know the Administration that left the Bush Administration minimal facts about Bin-Lading and Al-Queada even though it was in office for 8 years nailing interns while Al-Queada was already operating?!?!?!?!?

#3 A little of topic, but this is the same guy that gave us the movie Bowling for Columbine. A fund raiser to help the families of people lost in the fatal and horrific shootings at the Columbine High School in Colorado right? WRONG an anti-American Movie that had no Benefit to the tragedy of the movies name sake, just another excuse for Moore to make money. But, his wallet was in the right place.

#2 "Fahrenheit 9/11 takes us inside that war to tell the stories we haven't heard, illustrating the awful human cost to U.S. soldiers and their families" Wow, thank god Mike is here to show us that with war comes hardship to families of soldiers and soldiers themselves. I NEVER would have known that there are brave Americans fighting for freedom of people they never met so that they may live a life and maybe make a movie about their government full of satire an not get there testicles cut off for doing so.

#1 This man is an idiot, he never ran a soup kitchen never mind an entire country. He doesn't know all of the facts, no body does. Some people know some facts and other people know other facts. But he acts as though he figured EVERY PART out on his own and he knows them by heart. I am SO disgusted that he is an American. He forgets that the very government he mocks provides him the safety and security to have free speech and live in his house with the money he makes off his film. He insults the very fabric of America by suggestion that we don't already know things like soldiers are dying, we need this LOAD of a human being to point it out. I AM INSULTED!

So, do yourself a favor folks, don't see this one side bed time story. the 16 dollars you and your loved ones were gonna pay to see this idiot on screen insulting you for 2 hours go to one of these charities and donate it then go home and be glad your American.
http://www.militarycharities.com/
http://www.adoptaplatoon.org/howsupport.html
http://www.vhs70.com/donate.html

Please, donate to these charities rather than the fat white guy with a camera fund. PLEASE forward this to everyone you know, cause I cannot afford the same commercial time that Michael Moore can. Please let me know what you think at splewis1977@yahoo.com. Thank you for you time.

(This was created about 2 weeks after the release of the original Fahrenheit 9/11)

HO HO.....WTF!!!!!

Well the holidays are approaching like faster than a fat kid chasing a ice cream truck. And what says "Merry Christmas" like the retail industry wondering why sales are down this year. Oh, I don't know, maybe because any and all cool gifts cost around the same as a kidney transplant on the black market. And it doesn't matter who you want to buy something for, its friggen expensive. Oh and they are complaining that "Black Friday" was was a little slow.....WELL it could be because people start Christmas Shopping earlier and earlier every year. This year I think Walmart was selling Christmas stuff around Martin Luther King Day. Plus who in their right mind wants to be in a store with people who have camped in front for 4 nights prior so they can save $19.00 on a $400.00 item. AAAARRRUUUGGGHHH.

But, thank goodness there are commercials that make you feel better for not being able to afford gifts for all the people who deserve one. Like the jewelry commercial. You know the one, the house is decorated, the mom dad and kids are sitting on the ouch. Junior then starts reading "A night before Christmas" Just as dad pops out a ring worth about $20,000. Ya, I can afford that. Just as soon as I sell one of my kidneys on the black market (See how I looped that joke around). And she starts crying and hugs. OK REALITY CHECK TIME, how about real life. When the poor bastard has to walk by the jewelry shop and strolls into the bargain basement to buy his wife slippers that are 2 different sizes and a "I'm got screwed on Christmas" Sleep shirt. Why, because the 2 little kids gifts got 20 gifts totaling the gross nation product of Luxemburg's (its in Europe, its so small the swiss army accidentally invaded it last year by taking a wrong turn...I am not exaggerating look it up.

So, my suggestion is as follows. Get a few small things for the kids, but teach em the reason for the holidays, not religion, not "Black Friday" and sales. Its Christmas, this is the time where adult and children come together and use the upcoming holidays as an excuse to do less work in school and work. You know this speech "Well, its December 12th, no one is gonna really do anything until after the New Year". I know EVERYONE has had a day like this. Where you chalk up and entire day of doing nothing at work or school because the holidays are approaching. The is the meaning of the holidays, Blowing sh*t off.......and spending money on people you haven't seen in 2 years.

Well, Happy Holidays, be safe and don't forget the real meaning....YOU FAMILY AND YOUR FRIENDS AND BEING Together. I know its sappy but true.

So, to all my family and friends who I can't be with, I MISS YOU, I LOVE YOU MERRY WHAT EVER YOU CELEBRATE.

Shaun

Is Your kid a LOSER???? Its your fault

One of the things that bothers me is that kids today don't know how to lose with class and dignity. How many times has a kid, who has never had to lose at a young age, get to high school or college and then GOES INSANE because they never learned that you don't ALWAYS WIN. Up until that point they have been coddled and been involved in games that EVERYONE WINS, except they don't win. They lost competitive spirit and drive and the ability to deal with rejection. TRUST ME I KNOW. As a chronic loser of dodge ball, The Fire Engine game, and duck duck goose at a young age, I learned that I had to toughen up and use my strengths. I honestly have carried that into my everyday life. Lets break it down and see what my problem was, and how I used it to my advantage later in life.

Dodge ball - Only the smart and slightly athletic shall survive.

I got my ass handed to me in dodge ball, from 1st grade until about 3rd grade. I just was not fast enough to dodge the ball that was thrown by a kid who has stayed back 4 years and is shaving in the 3rd grade. So, I changed my approach. Instead of trying dodge the ball, I went after the ball. I challenged that post pubescent freak and I started catching it right away and getting that overgrown bastard OUT. Accomplishing 2 things
a. He was out of the game early and no longer a threat.
b. I know had a ball, and it caused the other kids to run from me making it harder for them to hit me with a ball from a longer distance.

Now, I didn't win every game after figuring this out, but I lasted longer and longer as time wore on, and I did win a few.

Real Life Applications,

By learning to identify my weaknesses, and using them as strengths I learned over to over come my shortcomings and henceforth utilize me other strengths. I am not kidding, now I love a challenge and how I can adapt to succeed in something I am an not necessarily GREAT at.

The Fire Engine Game - The last one is out........game OVER

For those of you who don't know the fire engine game, here it is in brief. The class lines up against the gym wall. You then count off down the line in groups of four. So you now have kids wearing Velcro sneakers, tight jeans that are too short and a "My parents went to Hedonism and all I got was conceived" T-shirt, who have lost their identity and are now a number. So, the teacher would then yell "Fire Engine, Fire Engine Number (1,2,3,or4,). It was your job to use your sad imagination and run like hell to the other wall and NOT BE LAST or your out. This essentially simulated how the fire department operates I guess. So, I was not the fastest kid, probably because it was hard to run with my buck teeth causing wind resistance. I had to keep my mouth open since I had to make a Siren Noise with my mouth to mimic a Fire Engine on its way to a Fire. A fire that only the teacher could see, because I swear to this day she was drunk all the time, on the opposite wall of the gym. Also, if you ran when you number wasn't called, you are out of the game as well.

So I lost alot at first. Until I figured out that the teacher actually called the same pattern of number with regularity. I could almost predict when she was going to call my group. So, i had a decent first step which was important in a game of inches. Also, I would identify which kid in my group was slower and just keep staying in front of him no matter what.


Real Life Applications,

Being able to predict and react to a situation early, which in my chose profession is a good thing. Also, not "jumping the gun" and getting called out, which keeps me from sitting in the corner with the other rule breakers arguing over what day is "Pizza" day in the cafetorium.

DUCK DUCK GOOSE - where being different means your better haul ass

I think every one knows what DUCK DUCK GOOSE is. You sit in a giant circle (far away from the smelly kid who has swimmer ear and smells like nasty pond water), and you sit INDIAN STYLE. Not Criss Cross Applesauce or what ever they teach kids these days. After the HUGE screwing the white man put on the Native Americans, at least we could do is name a sitting position after them. One kid walks around the circle patting the other kids on the head. As he or she did this she would say "DUCK, DUCK, DUCK' until he or she chose one kid and called them "GOOSE" simultaneously SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT THEM, hoping it would cause temporary paralysis or memory loss. The "GOOSE" now has to chase that over zealous slapping prick around the circle 1 complete time. The head slapping bastahad then tries to get to the original seating position before getting tagged by the GOOSE. On a side note, instant replay would have rocked in this game, because my winning percentage would have gone up about .400 or so.

Again, my speed was an issue here. I have alway said I was not built for speed. So, I had to use other things. Since there was no set pattern, I had to expoit different ways to win this game.

a.The head slapper usually slowed down before selecting the goose. Think about it, every game you every round of this game you have ever played, the slaphole would slow up for a second to decide whether or not they would actaully knock the next kid silly. I was usually half up as I got my goose slap.

b. Running in a circle, there is centrifugal force. Now, I didn't know the exact words used to decribe it at 7 years old. But I related it to being on a merry go round. The faster you went the harder it was to stay in the middle and hold on. So I tried to stay as close to the circle without stepping one of my class mates and catch the amnesia causing punk.

Again, did I always win NO. But I increased my chances by using my strengths and exploiting the others kids idiosyncrasies.

There real life applications is this is simple. It helped me learn how to read people and the quickest way around a circle is tighter to the middle. The latter is weak but it works.

It may seem like a feeble point, however, these few competitive games taught me that I didn't win and just by showing up. A fact of life that I have used from playing little league, marching drum corps, cards, games, softball, and WORK. Knowing that I have to stay sharp at work and compete to be good and stay good. Or interviewing for a new position I know to use my strengths to over compensate for me weaknesses. And if I don't get the promotions I know that there are other jobs, positions or what not, than I have to re group and fight until I get what I want. School have pretty much eliminated these games, and the parents allowed it. THIS SUCKS. Our children are now learning that they do not have to try and compete in order to be successful. A sad trend that is allowing our country to fall behind in education, sports and work in general.

So, toughen up your kids....MAKE THEM LOSE. Then, when the crying and whining finally stops, put down the booze that you use to get through the whining and crying and teach your kids how to be better. Work with them on what ever they need the help on. Teach them to strive to be number one, and that the only way to get ahead in life is too kick some ass and take some names.

Well time to goto work, where I may not be the best at what I do now, but, I will be......

Shaun